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June 21, 2011

Funny Girl (ost) - If A Girl Isn't Pretty

If a girl isn't pretty
Like a Miss Atlantic City,
All she gets in life
Is pity and a pat.

Mrs. Brice:
Is a nose with deviation
Such a crime against the nation?
Should I throw her into jail
Or drown the cat?

Mrs. Strakosh, O' Malley andMeeker:
She must shine in ev'ry detail
Like a ring you're buying retail,
Be a standard size that
Fits a standard dress.

Mrs. Strakosh:
When a girl's incidentals
Are no bigger than two lentils

Mrs. Strakosh, O' Malley and
Then to me that doesn't spell success...

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